Alderban

Early Life
Born into poverty and, arguably more unfortunately, Mexico, Alderban's life was always a difficult one riddled with hardship.

Growing up, Alderban trained for his future in the FGC, where he would make a one match appearance at Evo 2015 by spending his time digging through the landfills of Mexico looking for Street Fighter and Guilty Gear cabinets.

Alderban, although desperately trying to repress his roots inevitably became a weeb, however, he managed to not become a Dragon Ball Z fan despite its overwhelming popularity in Spanish speaking countries.

Today Alderban can be seen studying computer science and storing instructions on how to build a nuclear weapon on the school's net work. The story of Alderban's life teaches us that no matter how smart, or good at fighting games you are, if you're born in Mexico your life is going to be a strange one.

Appearance
Alderban often takes the form you may observe on the right, an ominous looking stuffed bear wearing boots and gloves, with a red party cup hat and most disturbingly, the face of an unknown individual, theories as to who the face belongs to can be found in the SCP foundations archives, but the most widely accepted theory is that this is the face of Alderban himself.

Trivia

 * Alderban is highly concerned about being extorted by the cartel.
 * Alderban does own a copy of Them's Fightin' Herds.
 * Alderban didn't know what ice cream was until i told him.
 * Alderban sends me fighting game clips where I can barely tell what's going on.